This enclosure is also where an apiary is kept.
I wanna sit on the bee bench!
Friday, August 19, 2016
Always lots to see at the West Burnaby Nonspecific Sickhouse.
There is a kind of utility tunnel system connecting some of the buildings, it seems. I found an entrance into one of these. It wasn't very comfortable: I had to get down on my haunches and waddle through it.
Here's a picture of the tiniest (< 3 feet high) fire door (sign reads "Fire Door, Keep Closed"):
I emerged, down a ladder, into a kind of machine shop room, which had another tunnel opening, and a normal-sized exit to the "Tunnel" level hallway that runs underneath the hospital. Lots of opportunities for exploring there for the intrepid.
There is a kind of utility tunnel system connecting some of the buildings, it seems. I found an entrance into one of these. It wasn't very comfortable: I had to get down on my haunches and waddle through it.
Here's a picture of the tiniest (< 3 feet high) fire door (sign reads "Fire Door, Keep Closed"):
I emerged, down a ladder, into a kind of machine shop room, which had another tunnel opening, and a normal-sized exit to the "Tunnel" level hallway that runs underneath the hospital. Lots of opportunities for exploring there for the intrepid.
Friday, July 22, 2016
One evening, I bicycled right into a wide-open condo construction site near the North Arm of the Fraser. There wasn't a soul around. I felt obliged to climb one of the cranes.
I returned the next night, when I wasn't drunk, and established my credentials as a rubbernecking innocent by using my camera and tripod. "Oh, this presentation centre is pretty. I'll photograph it."
Then I entered the site. First I used a portable toilet near the entrance, giving onsite security, if there was any, ample opportunity to shoo me away. No one did, so I grabbed my camera and took another photograph. "Oh, this crane is pretty."
Then I sauntered into the development next door, of which only the foundations have been laid. Picking my way past stacks of rebar and coils of wire, I descended a ramp to the basement. I circled around to the base of the taller of the two cranes, took many deep breaths, and started to climb.
Very slowly. I had to pause at each level to calm down and give myself a pep talk. Also to look around for flashing lights.
At the top, I found the cab locked. Hunched over, clutching the railing, I shuffled halfway out on the machinery arm, placing my steps above the crossbars while refusing to look further down through the catwalk grating under my feet.
I had to sit down to fumble my camera out of my bag and take a couple of shitty, unaimed photos.
Then I climbed down. Very slowly.
Altogether, it took me an hour. The crane was maybe fifteen storeys high (I counted ten sections). I didn't have fun, and I wouldn't do it again. Indeed, far from making me feel proud and powerful, that crane-climb emasculated me.
I returned the next night, when I wasn't drunk, and established my credentials as a rubbernecking innocent by using my camera and tripod. "Oh, this presentation centre is pretty. I'll photograph it."
Then I entered the site. First I used a portable toilet near the entrance, giving onsite security, if there was any, ample opportunity to shoo me away. No one did, so I grabbed my camera and took another photograph. "Oh, this crane is pretty."
Then I sauntered into the development next door, of which only the foundations have been laid. Picking my way past stacks of rebar and coils of wire, I descended a ramp to the basement. I circled around to the base of the taller of the two cranes, took many deep breaths, and started to climb.
Very slowly. I had to pause at each level to calm down and give myself a pep talk. Also to look around for flashing lights.
At the top, I found the cab locked. Hunched over, clutching the railing, I shuffled halfway out on the machinery arm, placing my steps above the crossbars while refusing to look further down through the catwalk grating under my feet.
I had to sit down to fumble my camera out of my bag and take a couple of shitty, unaimed photos.
Then I climbed down. Very slowly.
Altogether, it took me an hour. The crane was maybe fifteen storeys high (I counted ten sections). I didn't have fun, and I wouldn't do it again. Indeed, far from making me feel proud and powerful, that crane-climb emasculated me.
Sunday, April 24, 2016
I was too late for the condo towers at Mrn Gtwy, which are now lived in, but a roundabout passage up from the parkade got me into the stairwell of the still-empty office building recently.
It was a weekend, and no construction workers were on site, but the place was locked up tight as a drum. Only the eleventh floor, a crossover, was open for viewing.
Still, I had fun.
It was a weekend, and no construction workers were on site, but the place was locked up tight as a drum. Only the eleventh floor, a crossover, was open for viewing.
Still, I had fun.
Passing by a large condo development one weekend, I noticed that the security fencing had been taken down on one side. Most of the doors on that side were closed, but there was one open stairwell with nothing but some caution tape and a board in the way. Very inviting.
I knew there was security on site, so I went furtively down the stairs to the lowest parking level, which I hoped would connect me to one of the two towers. On the way down, I had to (quietly) move a couple of sheets of remesh out of the way -- another "Do Not Enter" obstacle.
The first few stairwells I climbed ended at ground level, and I didn't want to emerge if I could help it. Eventually I did find a stairwell that went all the way up the second, incomplete tower. I took a couple of cell-phone photos from the "roof."
Then I went down to about the seventh floor and crossed the bridge connecting the two towers. I could be seen from some spots on the site, but I just had to hope the security guards weren't gazing up in my direction at that moment.
A couple more photos from the top of the completed tower:
It was starting to drizzle. Satisfied, happy, I retraced my steps exactly to my entry point.
The remesh had been replaced!
I could hear voices!
I quietly freed myself, and padded quickly up the stairs, and escaped apparently unseen and unheard.
I knew there was security on site, so I went furtively down the stairs to the lowest parking level, which I hoped would connect me to one of the two towers. On the way down, I had to (quietly) move a couple of sheets of remesh out of the way -- another "Do Not Enter" obstacle.
The first few stairwells I climbed ended at ground level, and I didn't want to emerge if I could help it. Eventually I did find a stairwell that went all the way up the second, incomplete tower. I took a couple of cell-phone photos from the "roof."
Then I went down to about the seventh floor and crossed the bridge connecting the two towers. I could be seen from some spots on the site, but I just had to hope the security guards weren't gazing up in my direction at that moment.
A couple more photos from the top of the completed tower:
It was starting to drizzle. Satisfied, happy, I retraced my steps exactly to my entry point.
The remesh had been replaced!
I could hear voices!
I quietly freed myself, and padded quickly up the stairs, and escaped apparently unseen and unheard.
Monday, December 14, 2015
Not too long ago I was detained by police for about ten minutes. For nine of those minutes, I assumed that I was going to be spending the night (at least) in jail. I was handcuffed, and told in official-sounding language that I was being detained on suspicion of B&E. This had never happened to me before, and I was perhaps a bit dazed, so I didn't distinguish between being detained and being arrested. This happened in Canada.
Only in retrospect does it seem amazing that, within fifteen to twenty minutes, on a weekend evening, half a dozen police showed up to pounce on one poor guy who'd wandered onto a construction site through some security fencing which had been blown down by wind.
When, after fifteen or twenty minutes, I emerged from the building, I saw a guy in a hoodie standing by the gap in the fence. My first thought was, "Another would-be explorer, less intrepid than I! Maybe I'll tell him to go ahead and enjoy himself." As I approached him, I guessed on second thought that perhaps he was affiliated with the site in some way, and was sizing me up, wondering if I belonged there. As I passed by him on my way out, I said something like, "Hey, how's it going." He said something like "Good, thanks." I was a several steps down the street before he said:
"Stop. Police."
I stopped and turned, as the guy in the hoodie came towards me.
Ah well. It had to happen some day.
"Drop the umbrella," he said. I dropped the umbrella, as he took one of my hands and bent my arm behind my back. Was he going to frogmarch me, or force me to the ground? I was getting ready to tell him how unnecessary that was when I realized he was handcuffing me.
He asked if I knew why I was being detained.
I said, "Yeah, I can imagine."
He said it was because a person matching my description, carrying an umbrella like the one I was carrying, had been seen on security cameras committing a B&E on this property. I didn't argue. Carrying my umbrella for me, he escorted me up the block, saying some things into his radio about having apprehended a suspect. I said, "You'll at least vouch for me that the fence was down?" He didn't say anything, but led me to where a few other (uniformed) police were standing around, two of them young, one of them older.
He leaned my umbrella against the wall of an adjacent building and told me to stand there. He asked if I had ID on me. Yes, I said, in my front left pocket. I told him he could take my wallet out. He wrote my name, address, phone number in his notebook. Then he gave me a rote legalistic speech that I didn't quite absorb (I supposed I was being "read my rights"), but it must have gone something like this:
"I am detaining you for suspicion of B&E. It is my duty to inform you that you have the right to retain and instruct counsel in private without delay. You may call any lawyer you want. There is a 24-hour telephone service available which provides a legal aid duty lawyer who can give you legal advice in private. This advice is given without charge and the lawyer can explain the legal aid plan to you. If you wish to contact a legal aid duty lawyer, I can provide you with a telephone number. Do you understand?"
"Yeah, I think I mostly understand all that."
"What part don't you understand?"
"I guess the gist is that if I want to call a lawyer, you can provide me with a number."
"Yes, and that you're being detained for suspected B&E."
"Right, yes."
"Do you want to call a lawyer?"
I told them that I'd never been in this position before, and asked them if they could or would tell me if in their opinion I needed to call a lawyer. The older one said, "I can't even answer that."
"Right, I understand."
"'Potentially,'" he said, putting air quotes around this word -- potentially, he told me, I could be charged for breaking and entering, but it would depend on some things, like (possibly) whether or not any damage had been done, and whether the owner of the property would want to press charges, and so on. (This is all very approximate. It's amazing how quickly we forget the exact words of a conversation.) He wasn't trying to reassure me, but rather, I think, emphasize how perilously unpredictable my immediate future was. Nevertheless, I think I was somewhat reassured. I said I'd certainly welcome an opportunity to explain myself to the owner.
All over the lower mainland, he said, on construction sites like this, property owners were losing tools and all kinds of valuables to theft, so I could understand that they might be a little ... "Nervous," I said. Right.
The cop in the hoodie asked again if I wanted to call a lawyer.
No, I said, I didn't think I needed to call one just yet.
"Also I should tell you that you are not obliged to say anything, but anything you do say may be given in evidence."
I said I understood that.
He had half returned my wallet to my pocket, and now slid my ID in on top of it. Announcing what I was doing, I reached around and pushed the wallet more securely into my pocket.
The cop in the hoodie said, "On the way over here, you wanted to draw my attention to the fact that the fence was down."
Yes. And I said that I hadn't noticed any No Trespassing signs, though I admitted that there probably were some.
He asked, What were you doing on the site? I said that, since the fence was down and the site appeared pretty quiet, I didn't think I would hurt myself or anyone else if I went inside and looked for an open door. I found an open garage door at the back of the property, and went inside. I wanted to see if I could get a view from the roof. I climbed the stairs to the top (nineteenth) floor and enjoyed the view from a couple of balconies, then came back down. (For some reason, I decided not to admit that I had in fact climbed up onto the roof through a hatch and enjoyed that view too.) I think I left it implicit that I hadn't taken or disturbed anything. I quite obviously wasn't carrying any power tools.
One of the other cops said that I was lucky the wind hadn't blown me off. Another, at some point, said that it was too dark to get any view. I said that the view of downtown was nice even at night. Another, at some point, said that walking into construction sites was a good way to get bit, or arrested. (I assumed he was talking about guard dogs, not police dogs.)
"Well, I've never had either of those things happen before. Not that I make a habit of this," I added quickly.
The cop in the hoodie asked where I had been coming from, where I had been going. He asked if I had been drinking, or taken any drugs. He asked if there was anything sharp in my pockets, and patted them. "What's this?" "That, oddly enough, is a bottle of honey." I had a bottle of honey in one pocket; a lady on the street had given it to me in exchange for some coins to make a phone call. The cop didn't ask. He told me to remain here with his partner (there were two of them), then he walked away.
Two minutes went by, during which, wanting to broadcast my genial, law-abiding sanity, I made small talk with the two young uniformed cops standing there with me. "How's your night going?" "Not bad; just started a night shift." One of them asked me if I had plans for tonight. I laughed, still thinking that the answer to that question obviously depended more on them than on me.
The cop in the hoodie came back, asked to see my ID again, took it out and put it back, then he and the older cop told me how dangerous what I had been doing was. I didn't have a light, it was a dark building bristling with hazards (I paraphrase), if I got locked inside no one would find me until Monday morning, etc. I told them that I had been very careful; then I said, "Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt." (All I should have said was, "You're right. I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry." I did at least refrain from making a speech about victimless crime; and luckily I didn't say anything like "I'm always very careful every time I do this.") They told me that they had been about to send in a dog to sniff me out, since they couldn't search the whole building. Meanwhile, the cop in the hoodie removed the handcuffs. The older cop, in conclusion, said that the bottom line was that even though there was a gap in the fence, the fence had been put there for a reason. The cop in the hoodie said, I hope you'll make smarter decisions in the future. I said something lame like, I certainly won't look the same way at a fallen fence again. Then I was free to go. I apologized for the trouble, and thanked them for being so decent about it. Then I walked away down the street, pretending to be just another inconspicuous pedestrian, until gradually I became one.
Only in retrospect does it seem amazing that, within fifteen to twenty minutes, on a weekend evening, half a dozen police showed up to pounce on one poor guy who'd wandered onto a construction site through some security fencing which had been blown down by wind.
When, after fifteen or twenty minutes, I emerged from the building, I saw a guy in a hoodie standing by the gap in the fence. My first thought was, "Another would-be explorer, less intrepid than I! Maybe I'll tell him to go ahead and enjoy himself." As I approached him, I guessed on second thought that perhaps he was affiliated with the site in some way, and was sizing me up, wondering if I belonged there. As I passed by him on my way out, I said something like, "Hey, how's it going." He said something like "Good, thanks." I was a several steps down the street before he said:
"Stop. Police."
I stopped and turned, as the guy in the hoodie came towards me.
Ah well. It had to happen some day.
"Drop the umbrella," he said. I dropped the umbrella, as he took one of my hands and bent my arm behind my back. Was he going to frogmarch me, or force me to the ground? I was getting ready to tell him how unnecessary that was when I realized he was handcuffing me.
He asked if I knew why I was being detained.
I said, "Yeah, I can imagine."
He said it was because a person matching my description, carrying an umbrella like the one I was carrying, had been seen on security cameras committing a B&E on this property. I didn't argue. Carrying my umbrella for me, he escorted me up the block, saying some things into his radio about having apprehended a suspect. I said, "You'll at least vouch for me that the fence was down?" He didn't say anything, but led me to where a few other (uniformed) police were standing around, two of them young, one of them older.
He leaned my umbrella against the wall of an adjacent building and told me to stand there. He asked if I had ID on me. Yes, I said, in my front left pocket. I told him he could take my wallet out. He wrote my name, address, phone number in his notebook. Then he gave me a rote legalistic speech that I didn't quite absorb (I supposed I was being "read my rights"), but it must have gone something like this:
"I am detaining you for suspicion of B&E. It is my duty to inform you that you have the right to retain and instruct counsel in private without delay. You may call any lawyer you want. There is a 24-hour telephone service available which provides a legal aid duty lawyer who can give you legal advice in private. This advice is given without charge and the lawyer can explain the legal aid plan to you. If you wish to contact a legal aid duty lawyer, I can provide you with a telephone number. Do you understand?"
"Yeah, I think I mostly understand all that."
"What part don't you understand?"
"I guess the gist is that if I want to call a lawyer, you can provide me with a number."
"Yes, and that you're being detained for suspected B&E."
"Right, yes."
"Do you want to call a lawyer?"
I told them that I'd never been in this position before, and asked them if they could or would tell me if in their opinion I needed to call a lawyer. The older one said, "I can't even answer that."
"Right, I understand."
"'Potentially,'" he said, putting air quotes around this word -- potentially, he told me, I could be charged for breaking and entering, but it would depend on some things, like (possibly) whether or not any damage had been done, and whether the owner of the property would want to press charges, and so on. (This is all very approximate. It's amazing how quickly we forget the exact words of a conversation.) He wasn't trying to reassure me, but rather, I think, emphasize how perilously unpredictable my immediate future was. Nevertheless, I think I was somewhat reassured. I said I'd certainly welcome an opportunity to explain myself to the owner.
All over the lower mainland, he said, on construction sites like this, property owners were losing tools and all kinds of valuables to theft, so I could understand that they might be a little ... "Nervous," I said. Right.
The cop in the hoodie asked again if I wanted to call a lawyer.
No, I said, I didn't think I needed to call one just yet.
"Also I should tell you that you are not obliged to say anything, but anything you do say may be given in evidence."
I said I understood that.
He had half returned my wallet to my pocket, and now slid my ID in on top of it. Announcing what I was doing, I reached around and pushed the wallet more securely into my pocket.
The cop in the hoodie said, "On the way over here, you wanted to draw my attention to the fact that the fence was down."
Yes. And I said that I hadn't noticed any No Trespassing signs, though I admitted that there probably were some.
He asked, What were you doing on the site? I said that, since the fence was down and the site appeared pretty quiet, I didn't think I would hurt myself or anyone else if I went inside and looked for an open door. I found an open garage door at the back of the property, and went inside. I wanted to see if I could get a view from the roof. I climbed the stairs to the top (nineteenth) floor and enjoyed the view from a couple of balconies, then came back down. (For some reason, I decided not to admit that I had in fact climbed up onto the roof through a hatch and enjoyed that view too.) I think I left it implicit that I hadn't taken or disturbed anything. I quite obviously wasn't carrying any power tools.
One of the other cops said that I was lucky the wind hadn't blown me off. Another, at some point, said that it was too dark to get any view. I said that the view of downtown was nice even at night. Another, at some point, said that walking into construction sites was a good way to get bit, or arrested. (I assumed he was talking about guard dogs, not police dogs.)
"Well, I've never had either of those things happen before. Not that I make a habit of this," I added quickly.
The cop in the hoodie asked where I had been coming from, where I had been going. He asked if I had been drinking, or taken any drugs. He asked if there was anything sharp in my pockets, and patted them. "What's this?" "That, oddly enough, is a bottle of honey." I had a bottle of honey in one pocket; a lady on the street had given it to me in exchange for some coins to make a phone call. The cop didn't ask. He told me to remain here with his partner (there were two of them), then he walked away.
Two minutes went by, during which, wanting to broadcast my genial, law-abiding sanity, I made small talk with the two young uniformed cops standing there with me. "How's your night going?" "Not bad; just started a night shift." One of them asked me if I had plans for tonight. I laughed, still thinking that the answer to that question obviously depended more on them than on me.
The cop in the hoodie came back, asked to see my ID again, took it out and put it back, then he and the older cop told me how dangerous what I had been doing was. I didn't have a light, it was a dark building bristling with hazards (I paraphrase), if I got locked inside no one would find me until Monday morning, etc. I told them that I had been very careful; then I said, "Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt." (All I should have said was, "You're right. I wasn't thinking. I'm sorry." I did at least refrain from making a speech about victimless crime; and luckily I didn't say anything like "I'm always very careful every time I do this.") They told me that they had been about to send in a dog to sniff me out, since they couldn't search the whole building. Meanwhile, the cop in the hoodie removed the handcuffs. The older cop, in conclusion, said that the bottom line was that even though there was a gap in the fence, the fence had been put there for a reason. The cop in the hoodie said, I hope you'll make smarter decisions in the future. I said something lame like, I certainly won't look the same way at a fallen fence again. Then I was free to go. I apologized for the trouble, and thanked them for being so decent about it. Then I walked away down the street, pretending to be just another inconspicuous pedestrian, until gradually I became one.
Thursday, November 26, 2015
I got on the roof of this condo tower, and it wasn't easy:
I'd been watching it for a few months. While it was still under construction, I found a gap in the fencing, and was promptly kicked off the premises on two previous visits. One evening last week I noticed that it was still dark, so I dropped in for a closer look. The fencing is down, but nothing is quite finished or open for business yet. I spotted a couple of security guards sitting in stairwells, and one in his car. When I passed by this guy a second time, he told me to go away. I waved and thanked him and wished him a good night and left.
I came back midday, midweek, wearing a reflective vest. I wanted to blend in, without being in disguise. That is, I wanted to be able to deny that I was dressed up like a construction worker if I got stopped or questioned. ("This reflective vest? I always wear it when biking. I just came in looking for a toilet.") It worked well. Right away, some passerby asked me if the grocery store was open yet. I said, knowingly, "No, sorry, not yet."
There are at least three parkade entrances. One, whose gate was closed last week, was now open. Another, gated, seemed to lead into a loading dock. I started with the third, which appeared to be public parking. I checked out several stairwells and elevators that went no higher than the 2nd floor. No surprise. I wasn't going to get inside the condo from here. After many twists and turns, I found myself in the loading dock. I gazed inside a freight elevator, but it also went no higher than 2. I turned around, and a few feet away was a security guard seated at a desk. "Just trying to get out of here," I said, and, pointing at the wide-open gate leading out into the sunshine, added, "I guess that's the way out. Thanks."
I finally walked down the ramp of the first parkade entrance, following a guy pushing a garbage bin, and passing a couple of other workers who paid me no mind, and found myself in a small parking lot of maybe twenty stalls. Where the hell did the residents park? (I still don't know where their parkade entrance is.) There was however a hallway, and an unlocked door to a fire-exit stairwell. It was locked from the stairwell side, though, so I stuck a bus ticket in the latch to keep it from shutting.
I went up, and found a locked door to the condo lobby. I went down two floors to P2, and found two doors electronically locked -- but rather loosely: the latch and deadlatch were both behind the electric strike, so, feeling more and more like a criminal, I tried shimming the door open with a credit card (actually an old hotel passcard cut diagonally). It worked! (It almost never works.) I was in an anteroom, with two unlocked doors leading out to the parking level (I saw one parked car), and another locked door leading to an elevator lobby. That's where I wanted to be! I spent a few seconds trying to shim that lock, but felt rather exposed. If someone came along and spotted me, I could probably no longer say I was just looking for the toilet. I thought maybe the door on the opposite side of the elevator lobby would be more secluded, so I went back in the stairwell and tried shimming the other door. No luck. I went down to P4 and tried both doors. Back up to P3, where I managed to get out to the more sheltered side of the elevator lobby, but could not get inside it. Back in the stairwell, I got out the other door, and then finally got inside the elevator lobby. Phew! (That's four doors I shimmed open!)
Called an elevator and got inside. I pressed 20 -- the highest floor. The button lit up, and I started moving. Luckily, no one else got on. The twentieth floor looked finished; nothing but a bland hallway and closed apartment doors. I got in the stairwell (putting another bus ticket in the latch behind me) and started climbing. A sign listing crossover floors mentioned 43, which surprised me, until I remembered how tall the building was. The elevator I got in must have been only for the lower floors.
Occasionally I heard voices, but not inside the stairwell. I went past the penthouse floor, 45, and found a door marked "Mechanical Room." This was locked. Went up another floor, where two more doors were also locked. I went down to 43, where I got in the elevator. It was the same elevator as before: the buttons for the higher floors were on the other side of the door! I rode it up to 45, got in the other stairwell, and went up. This only went to 46, and I could see through the locked door another (unlocked) door marked "Mechanical Room / Roof Access." I gave the door a little shove, and succeeded in getting the deadlatch to fall into the latch hole, but had no luck shimming it open. Back down to 43, where I heard someone jingling keys, and into the other stairwell and back up. I couldn't get into either of the doors on 47, but on 46 I had some luck.
In the mechanical room, there were two double doors leading to the roof. Dammit, they were both locked! Or were they? There was almost an inch gap between the doors, and there wasn't even a deadlatch. You could have shimmed open those doors with your finger.
The roof was a bit awkward, built to be stylish to look up at, not convenient to look down from. And there was not even so much as a railing in some places. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the view, feeling pretty good.
Finally, I climbed up onto a platform to get this view to the south, towards Metrotown.
There was also a dome security camera up here -- the first camera I'd seen all day -- which made me nervous. So, after another minute of rubbernecking, I went back inside. Time to get out of here.
At about the 44th floor, a couple of guys entered the stairwell. They were so close, I couldn't tell at first if they were below or above me. I expected someone to shout, "Hey, stop!" at any moment. One of them said something like, "The door is closed." I hurried down as quietly as I could.
To finish off the afternoon, I crossed the street and enjoyed a complimentary cappuccino and cupcake at another condo's presentation centre.
I'd been watching it for a few months. While it was still under construction, I found a gap in the fencing, and was promptly kicked off the premises on two previous visits. One evening last week I noticed that it was still dark, so I dropped in for a closer look. The fencing is down, but nothing is quite finished or open for business yet. I spotted a couple of security guards sitting in stairwells, and one in his car. When I passed by this guy a second time, he told me to go away. I waved and thanked him and wished him a good night and left.
I came back midday, midweek, wearing a reflective vest. I wanted to blend in, without being in disguise. That is, I wanted to be able to deny that I was dressed up like a construction worker if I got stopped or questioned. ("This reflective vest? I always wear it when biking. I just came in looking for a toilet.") It worked well. Right away, some passerby asked me if the grocery store was open yet. I said, knowingly, "No, sorry, not yet."
There are at least three parkade entrances. One, whose gate was closed last week, was now open. Another, gated, seemed to lead into a loading dock. I started with the third, which appeared to be public parking. I checked out several stairwells and elevators that went no higher than the 2nd floor. No surprise. I wasn't going to get inside the condo from here. After many twists and turns, I found myself in the loading dock. I gazed inside a freight elevator, but it also went no higher than 2. I turned around, and a few feet away was a security guard seated at a desk. "Just trying to get out of here," I said, and, pointing at the wide-open gate leading out into the sunshine, added, "I guess that's the way out. Thanks."
I finally walked down the ramp of the first parkade entrance, following a guy pushing a garbage bin, and passing a couple of other workers who paid me no mind, and found myself in a small parking lot of maybe twenty stalls. Where the hell did the residents park? (I still don't know where their parkade entrance is.) There was however a hallway, and an unlocked door to a fire-exit stairwell. It was locked from the stairwell side, though, so I stuck a bus ticket in the latch to keep it from shutting.
I went up, and found a locked door to the condo lobby. I went down two floors to P2, and found two doors electronically locked -- but rather loosely: the latch and deadlatch were both behind the electric strike, so, feeling more and more like a criminal, I tried shimming the door open with a credit card (actually an old hotel passcard cut diagonally). It worked! (It almost never works.) I was in an anteroom, with two unlocked doors leading out to the parking level (I saw one parked car), and another locked door leading to an elevator lobby. That's where I wanted to be! I spent a few seconds trying to shim that lock, but felt rather exposed. If someone came along and spotted me, I could probably no longer say I was just looking for the toilet. I thought maybe the door on the opposite side of the elevator lobby would be more secluded, so I went back in the stairwell and tried shimming the other door. No luck. I went down to P4 and tried both doors. Back up to P3, where I managed to get out to the more sheltered side of the elevator lobby, but could not get inside it. Back in the stairwell, I got out the other door, and then finally got inside the elevator lobby. Phew! (That's four doors I shimmed open!)
Called an elevator and got inside. I pressed 20 -- the highest floor. The button lit up, and I started moving. Luckily, no one else got on. The twentieth floor looked finished; nothing but a bland hallway and closed apartment doors. I got in the stairwell (putting another bus ticket in the latch behind me) and started climbing. A sign listing crossover floors mentioned 43, which surprised me, until I remembered how tall the building was. The elevator I got in must have been only for the lower floors.
Occasionally I heard voices, but not inside the stairwell. I went past the penthouse floor, 45, and found a door marked "Mechanical Room." This was locked. Went up another floor, where two more doors were also locked. I went down to 43, where I got in the elevator. It was the same elevator as before: the buttons for the higher floors were on the other side of the door! I rode it up to 45, got in the other stairwell, and went up. This only went to 46, and I could see through the locked door another (unlocked) door marked "Mechanical Room / Roof Access." I gave the door a little shove, and succeeded in getting the deadlatch to fall into the latch hole, but had no luck shimming it open. Back down to 43, where I heard someone jingling keys, and into the other stairwell and back up. I couldn't get into either of the doors on 47, but on 46 I had some luck.
In the mechanical room, there were two double doors leading to the roof. Dammit, they were both locked! Or were they? There was almost an inch gap between the doors, and there wasn't even a deadlatch. You could have shimmed open those doors with your finger.
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| Looking towards downtown. |
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| Looking down on the sister tower being constructed next door. |
The roof was a bit awkward, built to be stylish to look up at, not convenient to look down from. And there was not even so much as a railing in some places. Nevertheless, I enjoyed the view, feeling pretty good.
Finally, I climbed up onto a platform to get this view to the south, towards Metrotown.
There was also a dome security camera up here -- the first camera I'd seen all day -- which made me nervous. So, after another minute of rubbernecking, I went back inside. Time to get out of here.
At about the 44th floor, a couple of guys entered the stairwell. They were so close, I couldn't tell at first if they were below or above me. I expected someone to shout, "Hey, stop!" at any moment. One of them said something like, "The door is closed." I hurried down as quietly as I could.
To finish off the afternoon, I crossed the street and enjoyed a complimentary cappuccino and cupcake at another condo's presentation centre.
Sunday, September 20, 2015
I got inside one of my dream destinations.
Once, a long time ago, I went in to the security desk, and asked if they gave tours. They gave me an email, which I emailed, and was told that the building had been sold and there would be no more tours.
I went in and asked the same question to different security guards at different times. I was brushed off. One time, though, on my way out, I pulled open an improperly closed employees-only door, used a nearby bathroom, and was getting ready to begin my explore, when the security guard I'd just spoken to appeared and asked what the heck I thought I was up to.
Many times over the past few months I've walked or bicycled slowly past the open bay doors, but there was always a security guard stationed at each one.
Then, this week, one of the bays was being guarded by a mere dude in a plaid jacket; and I saw a little colorful arrow in another bay door, the kind that points to film sets. Opportunity!
Some locked entrances on the other side of the building were posted with a sort of directory: "Production office, 7th floor; prop department, 6th floor; Circus, 1st floor; Crew park, basement."
So I entered, once again, the door leading up to the security booth, and said I was looking for the circus. Could I get in here, or did I have to go around to the crew park entrance on the other side of the building?
"What's your name?"
I gave them my name.
"Okay, just print your name here, and sign here, and I'll fill in the rest. Take those stairs down two flights to get to the circus."
"Which stairs? These? Thanks!"
I immediately went four flights down and found a propped-open door covered with "Authorized Personnel Only" and other warnings. I peered inside to a kind of engineer's office, which, with the computer still on and a reflective vest hanging on one chair, seemed in-use, or recently vacated, so I went back up one floor.
And came out in the basement, which appeared at a glance to be little more than a big, largely empty parkade. I was standing right in front of a security camera, which made me think: Maybe I should go through the motions of "reporting" to the circus, in the unlikely event that anyone's watching me on the cameras. So I sort of meandered around to the elevators and rode them up one floor. I followed some arrows ("Come join the circus!") past some big derelict machinery, nodded at a guy coming out of a big room filled with props and equipment (and about three other guys), then went back the way I came. Good enough. I didn't see any other cameras. I rode the elevator up to the 7th floor.
This floor was more bustling. Offices, audition rooms, what might have been small sets, meeting rooms, empty rooms ... Without too much gawking, I walked purposefully down the length of the hallway, saw a guy doing something in the far stairwell, and turned back. After using the washroom, I went up the nearer stairwell and pushed open a door to find myself on the roof.
Looking three floors down to the lower roof:
I took the stairs down to the 6th floor, which was more offices. Most of the doors were closed. I don't think I saw but I may have heard some people on this floor. Several doors had nameplates beside them: "Prof. Cornelius Stewmash" and "Prof. Yanif Purpledew" (e.g.). I couldn't think when, or why this floor would ever have been some university's off-campus office space. Later, I supposed that the hallway was itself part of a set.
(I only realized near the end of my exploration that there were not one but two productions filming in the building. Looking them up online after I got home, I learned that one is a CBC production about spies who get into romantic relationships with their targets, and another is a pilot for some NBC supernatural thriller.)
I went down the far stairwell to the fifth floor, which opens onto the lower roof, where the basketball court and helipad used to be (probably not simultaneously).
On the other side, there was a little rooftop patio. Moving back indoors, I found what used to be a cafeteria, a lot of empty offices,
a former fitness room,
and a few imitation hospital rooms! (One sign in the hallway read, "Isolation Ward.")
This floor was deserted. It was now about six p.m., and I hoped the building would only get emptier.
I went down a double flight of stairs and came out on a big empty hangar-like floor. The photos (especially crappy cell-phone photos) don't do justice to the size of this place.
Many of these pillars had digital clocks attached (now broken or turned off). A couple of yellow alarm lights were slowly rotating (which made me foolishly nervous). I slowly circled the perimeter of the floor, trying doors.
Some stairs led up to a mezzanine level of empty spaces and a couple of doorless washroom areas. There were a lot of drinking fountains around.
In opposite corners I found what must have been staff lounge areas.
There were a few empty offices along one wall, above which was another similar mezzanine.
I went down another double flight of stairs to the third floor, which was a lot like the fourth, but with a larger office area. Some signs showed this to be the other production office, i.e. for the second production, so, though the door appeared unlocked, I didn't go inside, in case there were still people around.
Most of the floors are connected by escalators (now dormant), even up to the office levels.
I flipped a lightswitch, braved some "Authorized Personnel Only" signs, and climbed a steep stair to the third-floor mezzanine level, also described as the "storage" level.
A couple of doors here opened onto narrow, dimly lit corridors --
-- which were actually suspended above the third floor below, as you could tell by the occasional hole in the metal floor, or these weird slanted peepholes, that seemed designed to let people spy on the workers below:
One of these corridors led me all the way across the ceiling, via a cramped valve room, and out into the bathroom mezzanine on the opposite side, through a door I assumed had been a locked janitor's closet or something. Like a secret tunnel!
Another completely dark corridor (the knee-level lightbulbs were all burnt out past the first corner) took me on a winding route, over a big duct, to a sort of ladder in a chute or chimney, going one floor down, or two floors up. I didn't think holding my keychain flashlight in my mouth was going to work very well, so I turned back -- then remembered I happened to have my bike light in my backpack. So I climbed up the ladder, opened a door, and looked out on -- of course -- the fourth floor. Climbed higher and found myself in a dead-end corridor, whose only purpose seemed to be those little angled peepholes looking down on the workspace below. Here's the hanging corridor from below:
I knew that the second floor was where security was, so I decided at this point to go back down to the basement and try to find the mythical tunnel. I'd been told by a CanPost employee that it had been filled in with cement, but I still wanted to see it. I crossed the basement level parking lot and went back down to the sub-basement engineer's office.
Still empty. One door said "Chief Engineer," another opened into a big machine room. "Ear Protection required beyond this point." I didn't have any ear protection, and didn't see any laying around, and it didn't seem too loud, so I went in anyway.
There were a couple of workshops, a tool room, and a door leading someplace dark but ultimately uninteresting.
I climbed a different set of stairs and came out into the basement again -- just as a security guard on a bicycle passed by. He didn't even glance at me, though I was obviously exiting from a locked off-limits area. (Perhaps that proved I had the right to be there; how else could I have gotten in?)
A little nervously, as people were starting to get in their cars and drive out past me now, I made my way to another stairwell and up to the first floor, where I tried some doors and kept well away from the circus. Then I went back down to the basement and found the tunnel in plain sight.
The photo didn't turn out, but there wasn't much to see. A ramp led down about two feet to a rough platform of cement, which extended like a sidewalk to the wall, where the top half of an arched doorway, also filled with cement, could be seen.
After ascertaining that the second floor was open to the view of the security booth, I let myself out of the building by one of the stairwells -- setting off a loud alarm in the process.
I'd been inside for just under two hours. I've never had so much fun. Partly I was pleased with myself for getting past security; partly my enjoyment was due to my long period of anticipation; but it's also a huge and interesting building, semi-abandoned, with lots of big spaces to see, but also lots of nooks and crannies to explore. I didn't see everything, but I saw a lot.
Once, a long time ago, I went in to the security desk, and asked if they gave tours. They gave me an email, which I emailed, and was told that the building had been sold and there would be no more tours.
I went in and asked the same question to different security guards at different times. I was brushed off. One time, though, on my way out, I pulled open an improperly closed employees-only door, used a nearby bathroom, and was getting ready to begin my explore, when the security guard I'd just spoken to appeared and asked what the heck I thought I was up to.
Many times over the past few months I've walked or bicycled slowly past the open bay doors, but there was always a security guard stationed at each one.
Then, this week, one of the bays was being guarded by a mere dude in a plaid jacket; and I saw a little colorful arrow in another bay door, the kind that points to film sets. Opportunity!
Some locked entrances on the other side of the building were posted with a sort of directory: "Production office, 7th floor; prop department, 6th floor; Circus, 1st floor; Crew park, basement."
So I entered, once again, the door leading up to the security booth, and said I was looking for the circus. Could I get in here, or did I have to go around to the crew park entrance on the other side of the building?
"What's your name?"
I gave them my name.
"Okay, just print your name here, and sign here, and I'll fill in the rest. Take those stairs down two flights to get to the circus."
"Which stairs? These? Thanks!"
I immediately went four flights down and found a propped-open door covered with "Authorized Personnel Only" and other warnings. I peered inside to a kind of engineer's office, which, with the computer still on and a reflective vest hanging on one chair, seemed in-use, or recently vacated, so I went back up one floor.
And came out in the basement, which appeared at a glance to be little more than a big, largely empty parkade. I was standing right in front of a security camera, which made me think: Maybe I should go through the motions of "reporting" to the circus, in the unlikely event that anyone's watching me on the cameras. So I sort of meandered around to the elevators and rode them up one floor. I followed some arrows ("Come join the circus!") past some big derelict machinery, nodded at a guy coming out of a big room filled with props and equipment (and about three other guys), then went back the way I came. Good enough. I didn't see any other cameras. I rode the elevator up to the 7th floor.
This floor was more bustling. Offices, audition rooms, what might have been small sets, meeting rooms, empty rooms ... Without too much gawking, I walked purposefully down the length of the hallway, saw a guy doing something in the far stairwell, and turned back. After using the washroom, I went up the nearer stairwell and pushed open a door to find myself on the roof.
Looking three floors down to the lower roof:
I took the stairs down to the 6th floor, which was more offices. Most of the doors were closed. I don't think I saw but I may have heard some people on this floor. Several doors had nameplates beside them: "Prof. Cornelius Stewmash" and "Prof. Yanif Purpledew" (e.g.). I couldn't think when, or why this floor would ever have been some university's off-campus office space. Later, I supposed that the hallway was itself part of a set.
(I only realized near the end of my exploration that there were not one but two productions filming in the building. Looking them up online after I got home, I learned that one is a CBC production about spies who get into romantic relationships with their targets, and another is a pilot for some NBC supernatural thriller.)
I went down the far stairwell to the fifth floor, which opens onto the lower roof, where the basketball court and helipad used to be (probably not simultaneously).
On the other side, there was a little rooftop patio. Moving back indoors, I found what used to be a cafeteria, a lot of empty offices,
a former fitness room,
and a few imitation hospital rooms! (One sign in the hallway read, "Isolation Ward.")
This floor was deserted. It was now about six p.m., and I hoped the building would only get emptier.
I went down a double flight of stairs and came out on a big empty hangar-like floor. The photos (especially crappy cell-phone photos) don't do justice to the size of this place.
Many of these pillars had digital clocks attached (now broken or turned off). A couple of yellow alarm lights were slowly rotating (which made me foolishly nervous). I slowly circled the perimeter of the floor, trying doors.
Some stairs led up to a mezzanine level of empty spaces and a couple of doorless washroom areas. There were a lot of drinking fountains around.
In opposite corners I found what must have been staff lounge areas.
There were a few empty offices along one wall, above which was another similar mezzanine.
I went down another double flight of stairs to the third floor, which was a lot like the fourth, but with a larger office area. Some signs showed this to be the other production office, i.e. for the second production, so, though the door appeared unlocked, I didn't go inside, in case there were still people around.
Most of the floors are connected by escalators (now dormant), even up to the office levels.
I flipped a lightswitch, braved some "Authorized Personnel Only" signs, and climbed a steep stair to the third-floor mezzanine level, also described as the "storage" level.
A couple of doors here opened onto narrow, dimly lit corridors --
-- which were actually suspended above the third floor below, as you could tell by the occasional hole in the metal floor, or these weird slanted peepholes, that seemed designed to let people spy on the workers below:
One of these corridors led me all the way across the ceiling, via a cramped valve room, and out into the bathroom mezzanine on the opposite side, through a door I assumed had been a locked janitor's closet or something. Like a secret tunnel!
Another completely dark corridor (the knee-level lightbulbs were all burnt out past the first corner) took me on a winding route, over a big duct, to a sort of ladder in a chute or chimney, going one floor down, or two floors up. I didn't think holding my keychain flashlight in my mouth was going to work very well, so I turned back -- then remembered I happened to have my bike light in my backpack. So I climbed up the ladder, opened a door, and looked out on -- of course -- the fourth floor. Climbed higher and found myself in a dead-end corridor, whose only purpose seemed to be those little angled peepholes looking down on the workspace below. Here's the hanging corridor from below:
I knew that the second floor was where security was, so I decided at this point to go back down to the basement and try to find the mythical tunnel. I'd been told by a CanPost employee that it had been filled in with cement, but I still wanted to see it. I crossed the basement level parking lot and went back down to the sub-basement engineer's office.
Still empty. One door said "Chief Engineer," another opened into a big machine room. "Ear Protection required beyond this point." I didn't have any ear protection, and didn't see any laying around, and it didn't seem too loud, so I went in anyway.
There were a couple of workshops, a tool room, and a door leading someplace dark but ultimately uninteresting.
I climbed a different set of stairs and came out into the basement again -- just as a security guard on a bicycle passed by. He didn't even glance at me, though I was obviously exiting from a locked off-limits area. (Perhaps that proved I had the right to be there; how else could I have gotten in?)
A little nervously, as people were starting to get in their cars and drive out past me now, I made my way to another stairwell and up to the first floor, where I tried some doors and kept well away from the circus. Then I went back down to the basement and found the tunnel in plain sight.
The photo didn't turn out, but there wasn't much to see. A ramp led down about two feet to a rough platform of cement, which extended like a sidewalk to the wall, where the top half of an arched doorway, also filled with cement, could be seen.
After ascertaining that the second floor was open to the view of the security booth, I let myself out of the building by one of the stairwells -- setting off a loud alarm in the process.
I'd been inside for just under two hours. I've never had so much fun. Partly I was pleased with myself for getting past security; partly my enjoyment was due to my long period of anticipation; but it's also a huge and interesting building, semi-abandoned, with lots of big spaces to see, but also lots of nooks and crannies to explore. I didn't see everything, but I saw a lot.
I entered an office building downtown on a weekday, late afternoon, rode the elevator to the top floor, took the stairwell another floor up, and pulled open the locked door -- only a slight tug was necessary to pull the latch past the electric strike. An alarm sounded, not very loud, while I passed through the door and entered a big penthouse machine room.
I went out through another door onto an L-shaped rooftop at one corner, and took a couple of pictures of the view.
I went back inside in search of other rooftops or interesting sites, and just as I was approaching what appeared to be the service elevator, a guy came out of it.
Of course I assumed it was security come to get me, so I immediately started explaining, in my dumb innocent voice, how, looking for a rooftop patio I thought I'd heard about, I'd found this door open, and maybe they should look into it? The guy had no idea what I was talking about, and it soon became clear that he was actually a building engineer, who had naturally assumed I worked in the building, and would probably have walked by me with a nod. It took a while to get him to understand that I was trespassing, and that I was trying to help him and building management prevent people like me trespassing in future. Oy. I should have kept my smiling mouth shut.
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